techonlogy:

i have to pee but i’m so comfortable

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me and my roommate, hozier

  • me:hozier, u were gone for like 5 days where tf were u?
  • hozier:*sheepishly* i'm sorry, my friend. i went to the woods to sing to the birds, but caught a glimpse of a former lover of mine and had to pursue her. i found her among a kingdom of wood elves. it turns out she'd become their queen, and wanted to make me her king. there was a celebration and i lost track of the time. i came back as soon as i could.
  • me:*i sigh, partially out of exasperation and partially out of fondness* aight. text me next time tho
  • hozier:i will *he smiles, but there is sadness in his eyes. he misses his queen*
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hbunot:

Do you ever just randomly want to cry for no reason or is that just me

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  • AnonymousHow does it feel to be an adult?
  • birdonahotdog

    exhausting and everything is expensive

  • Shit, think of something witty!
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priestmahad:

me: *is nice*
me: *regrets it*

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childservices:

im educated but like…im still stupit

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jaclcfrost:

befriending me is just basically getting a front-row ticket to my easily-excited ass yelling about everything, always. even if i’m not literally yelling i’m still, in spirit, yelling. that’s the ticket you bought. you didn’t ask for it but you got a backstage pass too, free of charge. welcome to hell

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